Seven Words in TNG

and the Reptilians ate their own clients.

 

It soon got to the point where

 

anytime anyone saw a Pakled show up

 

in a business suit that he would

 

engage the trap door found underneath the

 

deckplates, sending the hapless Pakled fools to

 

the gym. They were terrified of physical

 

exercise...most of them were obese slobs.

 

Immediately upon noticing the workout equipment, squeeks

 

and shrieks of disgust erupted from the

 

entire bunch. Like a Keystone Kops movie,

 

everyone started chasing one another around, making

 

pratfalls. The only thing missing was the

 

silent movie-era piano music. The Pakleds

 

looked amusing in the policeman's helmets that

 

kept popping off their fat heads, rolling

 

around causing more falls. The Enterprise crew

 

couldn't stop laughing their butts off at

 

the spectacle. A ship wide video feed

 

allowed all forty-three decks to view