TOS Caption Contest #263 "This is fun?"

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. MANT!

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    Well folks, here we are ready for another one..

    may I present...

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    The Winnahs!!

    And..

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    Chopshop Winnah!


    Thanks a lot folks...

    And now the next victims

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  2. Nerys Myk

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  3. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Rand thinking: "Maybe hiding behind the Andorian erotica easel wasn't the best way to calm his libido."
    Evil Kirk: "Golden boobs and antenna... mmm!"

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    Kirk: "I can't hear the sound of how awesome I am over the sound of how awesome the sound of how awesome I am is making you sound."

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    Kirk: "... so the Doctor says, 'I know your problem. Your too tense'..."
    Miramanee: "Is this how you handle all first contact situations? Ridicule the local culture?"
    Kirk: "I call it breaking the ice."

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    Sulu: "Could this day get any worse?"
    OS: "Let the buggering commence!"
    McCoy: "You just had to ask!"
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, MANT!

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    Kirk: "Miramanee, I truly do want to honor your people's traditions on our wedding night. But, for the life of me, I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with this thing."
     
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  5. T'Girl

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    Sulu: "Oh my."

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  6. Jonas Grumby

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  7. Maurice

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    EVILKIRK: I don't know if it's art, but I like it!


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    SHATNER: <sniffing> Do I smell "ham"?
    DIRECTOR: Cut!


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    KIRK: Hello. Where am I? I. Love. You
    MIRAMANEE: You Sky Gods work fast, don'cha?


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    SCOTTY: So, I guess this our new stock in trade. <laughs> What? too soon?
     
  8. UFO

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    Evil Kirk: Just a first draft? Just ... a first ... Draft?!!!

    Rand (thinking): Everyone's a critic.


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    McCoy (OS): On the plus side, primitive medical procedures certainly seem to be very win, win.


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    McCoy: I believe Starfleet have decided to reinstate the 20th century concept of "team bonding" ...
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "Miramanee, what is this thing?"
    Miramanee: "Oh, that! Don't concern yourself with that! That's something I shouldn't even need anymore now that we're married!"
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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  11. T'Girl

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    Nona: "Oh baby, oh baby."

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    Nona: "That's okay, strictly speaking this isn't my 'arm' either."

    Kirk: "Ewww."

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  18. Jonas Grumby

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  20. Cuhl

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