VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

stoic female captain, allowed herself

 

the pleasure of watching a

 

security tape of Seven shaving

 

Neelix's head while he was

 

vigourously washing Harry's long flute

 

during Naomi Wildman's recital of

 

"Dancing Queen" played gaily on

 

The Emergency Medical Hologram's organ

 

: his tympanic membrane. The Doctor

 

played and danced like a

 

complete and utter idiot, making

 

Harry look less a twit.

 

Kes inexplicably judo-chopped Paris

 

- the city, that is - and

 

knocked down the Eiffel Tower

 

Then the holodeck program died

 

of holo-starvation, a death

 

worse then that time Chakotay

 

stuffed a Rigelian tape-worm into

 

the Doctor's holomatrix and glued