VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

flash of light, President Obama

 

made a Quantum Leap into

 

DS9, acquired a purple hat,

 

and left without saying anything.

 

"On this ship, purple hats

 

are carefully controlled. The blatent

 

farting on the bridge, however,

 

goes beyond even the battle

 

necessities dictated by our beloved

 

Goddess Janeway, the sexiest creature

 

ever to strand a crew

 

on a holodeck with nothing

 

to do but play chess.

 

"Why is there no chess

 

on planet Alpha Epsilon XXII?"

 

Janeway wondered. "We should force

 

our chess-playing preferences on the

 

primitive inhabitants. It's for their

 

own good. Our chess is

 

infinitely superior to their barbaric