Seven Words in TNG

Guinan headbutted the both of them and

 

slipped Picard some tongue.

"Yowzah!" he exclaimed.

 

"I think you've mistaken me for Riker."

 

Worf muttered, wondering if a good beard

 

was better suited upon the captain's pate.

 

Years ago, Worf wanted to try shaving

 

Garfield the cat and Odie, but he

 

had a hard time figuring out how

 

to shave something without butchering it in

 

the process, so he decided

 

' why fight it?' and proceeded to butcher

 

Garfield and Odie, then serve them up

 

with a full mug of blood wine.

 

He didn't tell anyone that they were

 

slightly undercooked, preferring to allow the aroma

 

of spices to bring in potential diners

 

who believed they were eating Rigellian slugloaf

 

. Slowly, several crew-members entered the dining hall

 

hoping that they could avoid having to

 

eat anything that wasn't replicated.

"Number One,