TOS five word thingy!!!

calls and a one-night stand.

 

Alas, the Karidian players disbanded

 

when it was learned that

 

a Klingon Shakespeare troupe had

 

actually killed their "Hamlet" onstage

 

with a bat'leth, in addition

 

to performing crude sexual acts

 

while freshly butchered targs were

 

scarfed down with great abandon.

 

"The bard loved blood baths

 

, so Calgon take me away!!"

 

Calgon, an infamous Klingon, was

 

reknowned for his cleaning products,

 

, especially his bloody Scrubbing Bubbles.

 

which didn't sit well with

 

Kor, Koloth, and Kang, since

 

none of them had chairs.

 

"We demand seats," Kor yelled.

 

"With cushions!" added Koloth, "And

 

cup holders on the sides!"