The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

wrong place at the wrong

 

time. "You need to be

 

more careful if you expect

 

to serve aboard this ship

 

without first reporting to Chef

 

for cooking oil disciplinary action!"

 

Eyes widened at the thought

 

of cooking oil being used

 

for anything but preparing fried

 

meals for the ship's crew.

 

"What happens with the oil?"

 

It was a mystery that

 

really didn't have an answer

 

, and Earth science didn't know

 

if it even cared. Scientists

 

attempted several studies of the

 

oil, but invariably boredom would

 

set in and they'd all

 

start a quick poker game

 

with some talking dogs. The