nuTrek 7-word game!

Kirk, who thought he was the only

 

man in a 100 light-year radius

 

who thought that goat/monkey/blorbloxian trisex

 

was actually a good and positive thing.

 

"Tell us more about that thing you

 

do, you horny farmboy fetish freak." Sulu

 

was on the edge of his seat

 

.

Chekov was listening and inadvertently spilled coffee

 

on his console. "I need zum towels

 

before ze controls short out!" Sulu grabbed

 

the universal translator wondering what dialect Chekov

 

would end up speaking next. He activated

 

his katana, which bifurcated a redshirt standing

 

to his left, and then flew from

 

his hand, embedding itself in Spock's leg.

 

Spock shrieked in pain and jumped up

 

like a ballarina on meth, headbutting the

 

back of Cupcake's enormous skull and sending

 

Chekov crashing through a holographic glass panel.

 

Cupcake was momentarily dazed by all the