Seven Words in TNG

that was my McNugget pipe."

"Wait, what?"

 

"I thought the stork brought McNuggets", Wesley

 

whined. "Negative," said Data. "My waste products

 

are what attracts the storks."

"And androidesses?"

 

asked Beverly. "Actually, I am omnisexual," Data

 

said.

"RED ALERT! All hands

 

on me!" shouted Riker. "Assume the position,"

 

he said while gyrating wildly to the

 

sound of Data's hyperionic, multiphasic

 

noise which successfully killed interphasic creatures and

 

pests, but somehow Riker survived. "Try again!"

 

urged Troi, resentful of his recent conquests.

 

Riker began singing "Touch Me", which always

 

caused the female crew members to swoon.

 

He then whipped out his trombone, playfully

 

playing like a true player.

 

William Riker was fondling Tom Riker when

 

Troi found the best of both worlds

 

by walking out and locking the door.

 

She should have picked Worf a long