TOS five word thingy!!!

Kirk flung a hot plate

 

at the bulkheads and dented

 

a Jeffries tube aperture. Scotty

 

heard the impact and came

 

to spank Kirk, then Uhura

 

showed up carrying a bullwhip.

 

Devo's Whip It began playing

 

and the crew put on

 

tutus for Fantasia's Hippo dance

 

. Sulu put on platform shoes

 

so he'd be tall enough

 

to reach the pinata filled

 

with testicle-eating hungry Tribbles

 

that Mr. Kyle had hung

 

as Scotty's gag birthday gift.

 

Sulu grabbed a cricket bat

 

; he had nothing to fear

 

since he had practiced quite

 

effectively avoiding such tribbles in

 

simulations in the ship's gym.