Who would win in a fistfight, Janeway or Archer?

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  1. dub

    dub Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Location? What is this?
    Seems to be an obvious follow-up to me. :devil:
     
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  2. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    Janeway, as would anybody against that spineless noodle.
     
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  3. BillJ

    BillJ The King of Kings Premium Member

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    This.

    Though I imagine it would never come to a fist fight because Janeway could simply nag him to death.
     
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  4. Pemmer Harge

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    Janeway would kick his arse!
     
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  5. RandyS

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    Janeway would talk her way out of a fistfight.

    And yet, Archer would STILL somehow get this shit beaten out of him.
     
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  6. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Admiral Admiral

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    A Janeway/Archer fight would be like dueling bangos with self-righteous speeches.
     
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  7. JariM

    JariM Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Archer win if it was a fair fight.
    And even if Janeway started cheating Porthos would intervene and help Archer to win.
     
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  8. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    She could sic Chakotay on him, just to make him feel a little useful.
     
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  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Janeway. And I'm not kidding.
     
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  10. Captain Clark Terrell

    Captain Clark Terrell Commodore Commodore

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    Janeway

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  11. Nine of Four

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    Tru Dat!!!! :p:p
     
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  12. Captain Kathryn

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    I'm pretty sure Janeway could kick his ass if need be. Then again, Archer is physically larger.
     
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  13. jpv2000

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    I could easily see this happening. ;)
     
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  14. teacake

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    Janeway has way bigger balls, so Janeway.
     
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  15. Pondwater

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    JANEWAY!
     
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  16. Pondwater

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    :techman: I was going to say something similar.
     
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  17. Winterwind

    Winterwind Commodore Commodore

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    Not a fair fight. Archer wouldn't stand a chance.
     
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  18. Brolan

    Brolan Commodore Commodore

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    Yup, Janeway would make Archer cry for his mommy.
     
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  19. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    He'd be too embarrassed to cry for his mommy after he peed his pants.
     
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  20. Melakon

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    Janeway would just bat her eyelashes at him, and Archer would regress to 12 years old again.
     
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