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into low Earth orbit so

 

the Ferengi could find them.

 

They were brought to Hoth

 

where they were dipped in

 

ice to warm them up.

 

"Time to chillax, ladies," said

 

the Breen in Oxford English.

 

Then a Dominion Vorta entered

 

whining, like Fran Drescher. He

 

had been transported back from

 

his tree and hyper-evolved by

 

means of transplanted Founder DNA

 

making him look like a

 

shapeshifting primate with big ears.

 

He became the first Ferengi

 

Minister of Silly Walks, a

 

position invented in order to

 

appease those on Ferenginar who

 

believed capitalism would corrupt irremediably

 

if practiced without any regulations.