The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

and sent everyone back to

 

smooth Prophet jazz. "Wait... this

 

means we won't be able

 

have cheese anymore!"

This was

 

disturbing to Keiko, known for

 

her gouda intentions. She snuck

 

into the station's cheese factory

 

and committed a munsterous act

 

that was remember for generations

 

. (thankfully not for the movie)

 

Still, Kirk did return, only

 

briefly, while he decided to

 

sing which meant doom for

 

those with functional hearing. His

 

crimes where halted only by

 

a quick-thinking Odo who used

 

a cheese grater to scrape

 

Kirk's toupee off, embarrassing him

 

and causing him to disintegrate.