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This made the entire crew

 

giggle uncontrollably and snort helium

 

from big rainbow-colored balloons

 

that also contained meth.

High

 

on it they all became

 

hornier than a bunch of

 

Orions vacationing on Risa and

 

a Vulcan during Pon Far.

 

This resulted in huge orgies

 

involving only the MACO's because

 

StarFleet crew were not allowed

 

to engage in such unsavory

 

acts without full body condoms

 

. These kinds of condoms could

 

only be purchased from the

 

huge men's room vending machines

 

vending machines so huge that

 

it took several men to

 

put the quarters in the

 

slot and push the lever.