Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

The band was a very

 

unusual one; they played accordions

 

and xylophones with their feet

 

while expressing breast milk from

 

a huge purple tuba. It

 

sickened every species known to

 

science and was so unpleasant

 

even Uhurix from the future

 

had to travel back to

 

yesterday to change her plans.

 

Admiral Forrest ordered that all

 

officers must wear sombreros every

 

day until the Vulcans decided

 

to abandon their plans to

 

attack Andoria with their big

 

ears and baggy pants.

"What

 

we have here is a

 

failure to communicate," announced Soval

 

as he farted into a

 

tuba and laughed like a