Beer IS better than water

Only one simple answer..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ppGBATpMI

 

Let's be scientific. Further study is warranted. I would like to volunteer

 

Agreed. I also hereby volunteer for this research.

 

Sure. As long as we're drinking Canadian beer... not that American crap that already is water.

 

^So you'd rather drink that Canadian bilge water?

To do the study right, we'll need English beer (or microbrews).

 

Is that Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister next to Scotty there?

 

Damn right!

 

I read somewhere that the dehydrating effects of beer, and coffee also, have been exagerated.

 

Yeah...

Everyone knows you drink a bottle of vodka after a thirty-minute cardiovascular routine.

Geez.

 

If you drink coffee regularly, caffeine's action as a diuretic is very limited.

 

Now, now--to make this truly scientific, we need a testable hypothesis, and an experimental procedure.

I hypothesize that the benefits of drinking beer will increase in direct proportion to the amount of beer drunk.

The procedure will thus consist of drinking beer until we pass out, pausing only to measure the benefits after each few beers.

 

I volunteer for THAT research project.

 

I also volunteer my services for this hazardous project...

 

Ah, the sacrifices we make for science.

 

I always said I got better at beer pong after I had a few beers. Can we make that a part of the project?

 

Of course, that's also the reason beer is affectionally called "aim-water" where I'm from.

 

Will they start selling beer in the gym from now on, then?