The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

, which incidentally did happen, causing

 

the most fascinating things to

 

occur. Reality shows were planned

 

to draw in viewers for

 

sweeps week, when the advertisers

 

pulled their commercials because of

 

of complaints made by little

 

old ladies in Illinois about

 

the problems 'not drinking' caused.

 

The ladies complained about anything

 

, especially when they were drinking,

 

which was all the time.

 

They went through so many

 

bottles of whiskey and bourbon

 

that Zefram Cochrane decided that

 

he would take several bottles

 

and hide them where nobody

 

knows your name, and nobody's

 

ever gonna make love to

 

because of the grimy conditions