^Trip. He'd not only enjoy it more, but he sounds like a guy who would pay attention and discuss it later. (Wait, what!?! You didn't choose Julian?!? Imposter! What have you done with Auntiehill?!?) As a Starfleet officer, would you rather do the Officer Exchange Program (TNG: "A Matter Of Honor") with Klingons, Andorians, or Vulcans?
Klingons would be scary, Vulcans would be frustrating so I'll go with Andorians. Would you rather spend an hour with Moriaty, EMH or Vic Fontaine?
Vic Fontaine. A show beats a lecture any day. Would you rather find a new species, create a new weapon, or create a new form of travel?
Find a new species, I think. It would be a positive contribution. Hey, even I have to change it up every once in awhile. Would you rather play Star Trek Catan (Google it) with Trip & T'Pol, Julian & O'Brien or Picard & Data?
Julian and O'Brien: easily the most fun pair. Bring the gum, Miles. Would you rather play Star Trek Catan against Melllvar (Futurama), Peter Griffin (Family Guy), or Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)?
Sheldon Cooper, so we can geek out to Star Trek references. Would you rather command a Galaxy Class, a Defiant Class, or a Nebula Class during the Dominion War?
Depends on how long we're in space. Short battles? A Defiant Class--better armor, a real battleship. But, if you're talking long-term deployment, I'll take a Galaxy Class. Would you rather face a hand-to-hand type battlefield with only Worf, Sisko or Reed to protect you?
Worf, because he's Worf. Would you rather starve as Worf's best man (DS9: "You Are Cordially Invited") or appear naked at Diana's wedding?
Well, I couldn't be a "best man," but sure as hell that no one wants to see me naked, so starve it is. Would you rather attend a Klingon wedding or a Betazed wedding, as a guest?
Klingon. At least there's bloodwine. Would you rather spend a day at a theme park with Kirk, Riker, Sisko, Paris, or Trip?
Trip. 1), he's BEAUTIFUL (yowza!), 2)he's nice, and 3) he's a hell of a lot of fun. Kirk would dump me right away and hook up some tramp, Riker would think an amusement park wasn't cool, Sisko is too serious to enjoy an amusement park, and Paris always seemed like a bit of a douchebag. Trip, all the way, baby. Would you rather go to a dinner party with Uhura, Troi or T'Pol?
Uhura. Neither of the other two would even consider having sex with me. Would you rather be in the battle of Wolf 359, or the Battle of Narendra III?
So, basically, which battle would I rather die in? And if I manage not to get killed I'm likely to either spend the rest of my life in a Romulan prison camp or as a Borg drone. Decisions, decisions... Guess I'd choose Wolf 359. Simply for the coolness factor that people could say "He died at Wolf 359." And then everyone would nod solemnly. Would you rather be Spock in "Spock's Brain" or Tom Paris in "Threshold"?
Spock. I wouldn't remember it and I won't have to be a salamander. Would you rather have your patience tested by Trelane, Metron, Q, or a Prophet?
Q. At least he has a sense of humor. That's more than you can say about the Prophets. Whose personal assistant would you rather be: Kai Winn, Gul Dukat, Gowron or Lwaxana Troi?
Gowron. All the BLOOD WINE I can drink! Would you rather serve in Starfleet in the 22nd, 23rd, or 24th century?
The 24th. I'll forfeit frontier exploration for 24th century technology (and the holodeck). Would you rather (as a commodore) replace Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, or Archer?
I'd rather replace Sisko. With Kira and Odo both off the station, I imagine it to be a pretty laid-back place these days. Would you rather endure a stand-up comedy routine by Data or a Vulcan poetry reading by Tuvok?
Comedy by Data. It might be so bad, that it becomes funny. Plus, Data is at least open to criticism. Would you rather be on a long shuttle voyage with Data, Tuvok or Phlox?
Data, but that's because I have an irrational love for that character. Would you rather play Jeopardy against Spock, arm wrestle with Worf or try to buy a used car from Quark?