TOS five word thingy!!!

all the virgins. Only 2

 

peeps managed to make it

 

because, as everyone knows, the

 

peep did not evolve to

 

sugary perfection -- it was guided

 

by advanced genetic engineering that

 

ensured that each marshmallow centre

 

could withstand temperatures and radiation

 

heretofore unseen by the eye

 

and even hand of humankind!

 

Scotty's mail-order Ukrainian bride

 

Ludmilla, a woman so skanky

 

she used peeps as tampons

 

and brushed her teeth with

 

Nutella, decided she wanted a

 

wedding and honeymoon with Scotty

 

on Mars. Unfortunately for them

 

Mars was closed.

"Now what

 

the borgas frat are we

 

ta bladdy do?!" spat Scotty.