All right game over, I'm out.

Just found out girl I had a crush on at my first job just became a grandma for the second time.

When does time slow down?

 

I think you're out of luck, buddy.

 

was she older than you by a decade or two?

 

i was 18 she was 30

I'm currently 31.

 

So she's 43 with two grandchildren. I wouldn't worry, I've seen worse.

 

Time's an asshole. It will never stop, and will in fact speed up as you get older. You'll look fondly at your high school graduation, as if it was yesterday, and then realize it was 20 years ago, and most of the kids in those pictures have kids attending high school.

There's no way around it. Time will continue to move inexorably forward.

 

Pssssh. There's no way around it...yet.

 

There are lots of nice looking 43 year olds