TOS Caption Contest #204: Over The Lips

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Rat Boy, Dec 11, 2010.

  1. Rat Boy

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    I think Mr. Kyle/Cowl has had enough for one week, so let's start a new caption contest. First, it's time to take a drive with...

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    Next time, don't serve fish for dinner.

    Somehow, this coming from someone with the word "Deranged" in their handle seems fitting...

    Apparently, according to this Photoshop, Starfleet has a very progressive wellness program...

    Congratulations to the winners. This week, McCoy swaps out the crew's allotment of Romulan ale with Windex and Spock really hopes he took his injections beforehand. Enjoy:

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  2. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "Another Romulan ale? You'd think with the level Jim's at the loot drops would get better."

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    NuKirk (off camera): "Can this wait? You were the one saying I needed to get back to the Enterprise."

    Spock: "One damn minute, Jim!"
     
  3. jep

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    Kelly: "OK.... Who the hell decided to let "Walleye" Jackson rig the camera?"

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  4. jep

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    Zarabeth: "Why don't you take a picture, Dr.? It'll last longer."

    McCoy: "Well, I would but all I've got is this worthless Polaroid Instamatic."

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  5. jep

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    Zarabeth: "Bifurcated?"


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    "Doctor, about these breast implants?"
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  7. Gil T.Azell

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    Spock: "No Dr. we can not make it a 3-way."

    Zarabeth: "Now lets not be so hasty..


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    Doctor: "Well that confirms it the Andorian Ambassador has the worst case of blue balls ever"
     
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    Doctor:
    Not now Nurse chapel!

    Chapel: But Doctor! Mr Sulu is on acid!

    Sulu: Oh..
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    Chapel: "*sigh* Are you never going to let me live that down?"


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    McCoy (OS): "Yes, I saw the necktie on the doorknob! But dammit, it's forty below out there!"
     
  10. jep

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    Chapel: "Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have let Spock get his ponn farr on with me!"

    McCoy: "Look on the bright side, Chris... I've got a recipe for rabbit stew that's to die for!!"


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  11. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "You are definitely going to be late for that important date, my friend."
     
  12. jep

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  13. jep

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    Chapel:

    "One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all..."



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  14. Mr. Adventure

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    "Nurse, once I target the correct limb with this male enhancement supplement I will be rich."



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    Spock demonstrates the lesser known but just as effective "Vulcan roofie pinch" variant.
     
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    Chapel: "Great, but you were supposed to be working on a cure for the captain's latest STD."

    McCoy: "Eh, if he can survive 47 consecutive cases of chlamydia, he can wait a little longer."
     
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    McCoy: This reminds me of a gumbo my mother loved, using Andorian sausages, Deanna Gumbo, she named it...after herself. She made it in erlenmeyer flasks, you know".

    Nurse: "Deanna...what a nice name".


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    nuUhura: (OS) "You green blooded son of a bitch"
     
  18. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    CHAPEL: Just how close to those cosmic rays did the shuttle get?

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  20. Rat Boy

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