nuTrek 7-word game!

that his writers gave him last week

 

. There was one about the amorous adventures

 

of Scotty and the Delta Vega monster

 

, including Keenser's seething jealousy of their relationship.

 

The fan backlash to this pairing was

 

going to be worth its advertising weight

 

in "Hunger Games" dollars (whatever that means)

 

and had Paramount's Ferengi masters exploding with

 

greed-gasms rivalling Rupert Murdoch in his prime

 

. So high in potential was this development,

 

that the entire company was refocused towards

 

marketing Scotty's beastiality romance, regardless of all

 

decency or sense. Luckily, fans have neither!

 

Special displays were constructed highlighting the sexiness

 

Delta Vega monster, which resulted in some

 

lawsuits. Some kids were found to be

 

violently eaten by the monster, upsetting parents

 

, who were only there to see if

 

the accusations were true.

"Deeply upsetting, these

 

graphic gory images" said a bloody