Seven Words in TNG

for 10 cases of Nair hair remover.

 

It was widely known that Satie lived

 

in a hairless state--at least one

 

that was follically-challenged, judging by her

 

own bald head. Picard understood her grief.

 

Picard then ordered an ice cold Schlitz

 

to be poured over his head. "Sir?

 

Data objected. "That beer isn't chilled to

 

for consumption; it is chilled for all

 

to drink with their nachos. I'd suggest

 

replicating some Coronas and acquiring fresh limes

 

this time. The Shintilli race believes that

 

a pretty face and a pony tail

 

can bring the house down. So, to

 

honor this old cultural tradition, we'll take

 

anyone who want's to have their fingers

 

severed and then basted in olive oil

 

." No one raised a finger. "Mr. Data,

 

that is not your finger," shrieked Troi

 

. "Perhaps not, Counselor, but in the event