Seven Words in TNG

O'Brien. At that moment, Data and Wesley

 

throw rotten tomatoes at the ambassadorial delegation

 

claiming them to be imposters and ruining

 

an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene. "Get

 

these rape fantasists off my ship," Picard

 

commanded, "I'm late for my dental appointment."

 

"I do not reqiure dental maintenance," Data

 

announced unwelcomingly.

"Data, we are very jealous

 

and therefore require you to shut the

 

door on your way out the airlock."

 

said Geordi in the third person, because

 

he was yet again attempting to attract

 

Leah Brahms. But he noticed she was

 

nolonger on the Enterprise. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," he sobbed

 

Riker gently closed the door on him

 

, then laughed to tears in the corridor.

 

"Could sure use a beer

 

or cheese to go with Geordi's whine

 

," said Riker, entering 10-Forward. "How about

 

we make this ...interesting?" He unbuckled his