Seven Words in TNG

time-traveling Leonard McCoy. "Where's Spock?!? I

 

think everybody has Denobulan sex fever, and

 

I want him to get in on

 

with the skant man from 11001001 who

 

reprogrammed the Enterprise's main computer to make

 

the replicators produce nothing but bagels and

 

cream cheese. Captain Picard enjoyed bagels but

 

that doesn't matter anymore. I need to

 

reiterate that Captain Picard's love for bagels

 

just didn't matter any longer. Southern beignets

 

are the best after a good bagel

 

that has been warmed between the legs

 

of an obese Tellarite with bad skin.

 

Meanwhile, Geordi, miraculously resuscitated from his crippling athlete's-foot,

 

went down to Holodeck 3 and activated

 

his favorite program, 'Dixon Hill: Electric Boogaloo'.

 

The hologram of Boogaloo Shrimp was so

 

accurate the photonic dance floor couldn't take

 

his awesome breakdancing skills for very long.

 

The virus started infecting the holodeck program