TOS five word thingy!!!

threw Lt. Festus Q. Ohmnibink

 

a harmonica and he started

 

playing melodies using unknown scales


(that must have been one huge harmonica if a football team needed help to throw it!)

 

never before heard by anybody.

(Agreed! )

 

Since Ohmnibink was insane, it

 

was left to McCoy to

 

diagnose his strange music as

 

the result of bad writing.

 

Harder to explain was why

 

Will Ferrell was present. He

 

had been doing meth for

 

the past 250 years inside

 

Black Hitler's secret bunker, but

 

then assumed his "Anchorman" persona

 

, to the delight of everyone

 

on the ship. "Ron Burgundy"

 

was universally appreciated, except by

 

those officers who preferred Ferrell's

 

Dubya Bush or Ricky Bobby.

 

Not wanting to disrupt the