VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

but Solo was on holodeck

 

so Tuvok got him arrested.

 

"No reward is worth this!"

 

Ewoks stormed the command bridge

 

and they decapitated captain Janeway's...

 

bobble-headed Elvis doll. "You

 

should go away before I...

 

phaser your furry little butts

 

!"

Terrified of Janeway's hair bun

 

several Ewoks suffered debilitating conniptions.

 

Chewie gathered them up tenderly

 

and stole all Janeway's coffee.

 

Kim erected a force field

 

to contain the furry fugitives

 

but he missed as usual.

 

Backing up Chewbacca, Solo shot

 

Janeway's coffee maker. Janeway collapsed

 

in shock. Chakotay quickly ordered

(there I go, feeding straight lines again...)

 

Janeway shot in the butt,

 

"Caffeine to the butt, Doctor!"