Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems

Sorry it took me so long to update, I've been so busy! My apologies for the delay.

Here are the winners and the new captions for the next contest!

Note: I know we have been using "Captionated Award" for an additional special caption that is especially funny, but I think it would be nice to broaden it to include maybe 3 extras. I'm gonna work on this for the next contest.

Enjoy~!

LOL this made me spit out my coffee when I first read it.

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New captions are up! Have a rollicking good time!
The images are a little bigger this time because I didn't resize them for this one. I am having trouble logging into my hosting site so these are from TrekCore. Enjoy!

 

``Captain, is that an ethnic joke you're doing?''


``I-SAID-MY-GENIE-IS-HARD-OF-HEARING!''


``So, long story short, I guess we both picked the wrong week to fall in the French fry grease.''


``… and you'll be whisked away from Los Angeles to the fabulous Delta Quadrant for a seven-year, six-summer-break tour --- part of a fabulous Showcase package that can be yours but only if The Price Is Right!''


``This is why we were supposed to clean out the fridge before leaving the Alpha Quadrant!''

 

First in line: "Stop singing and give me my damned smartphone already."

 

Thanks for the pick!


Chekote: How you plan on pulling off that BS of finding a way home though Borg space is beyond me.
Janeway: Oh yeah, forgot about them.


Neelix: So you were saying what's the worst that could happen?


Kim: No wonder Picard dislikes you, like you couldn't make some girls for me.
Q: I did make them for you.
Kim: ...sigh...


Doctor: That's not a sporocystian lifeform, it's Neelix's dropping.
Kes: Why is it glowing?

 

TFTW Ghost of Tuvix!



Chak: You want a tattoo just like mine? First, fall asleep in a sweat lodge and wake up with a bunch of penises on your forehead.




Neelix: The doctor says my body's rejecting my suit.




Q: When you're omnipotent you can make socks with sandals hip.
Chick: Ok....




EMH: Dammit! No matter what I try I can't reverse engineer Hot Pockets! The ingredients just aren't found in this galaxy.
Kes: I'll inform the captain.

 

CHAKOTAY: So...come here often?



DOCTOR: I've programmed a new medical assistant for myself, to help out with the routine medical issues and argue with Lt Paris. I call him, Mini-me.



CHAKOTAY: So that's what happens when you do it with a Bolian.
NEELIX: Yep.



GARRETT WANG: How can the Trekkie girls like you better than me? You were in what, twelve episodes total?
JOHN DE LANCIE: I put effort into my character.
GARRETT WANG: What does that have to do with anything?



KES: You tried to microwave the Caretaker?
DOCTOR: I added cooking subroutines to my program to win an argument with Neelix. They're a work in progress.

 

CHAKOTAY: We made it. Earth! It only took a week.

JANEWAY: Crap, can't we go back? I'll need at least seven years to figure out an explanation on how I lost half my crew and replaced them with wanted criminals.



KES: So that's what happens when you put a tribble in the microwave.



Wow, over a century out here. Who would have thunk it would wind up with just the two of us left, Chakotay?

I'm Janeway, you idiot!

 

Kes: "Is that Neelix's brain!?!"

Doctor: "Yes. He wasn't using it anyway."

 

Janeway: the pressure is too much....i need to squeeze this stress toy
Chakotay: that's not a stress toy



EMH: It's been a long road.....getting from there to here



Chakotay: i can hardly see
Neelix: that's nothing...i'm currently defecating....look, some of it is dripping down my trouser leg



Q: and what would you like for christmas, young lady
Harry: Q, you said i'd be next



EMH: and this is where we keep Chakotay's balls
Kes: my god, that explains it

 

Gotta go. I got a date with a black monolith.

 

Chakotay: You know when I was blowing things up, I'd use these things called timers. Then we could've used the Array, gotten home and then blown it up.
Janeway: Oh.... oops.



Doctor: Introducing the singing hologram!
Person in Line: Is it fully functional?
Doctor: Programmed in multiple techniques.
Person in Line: I'll take ten!



Beltran: Now they're just screwing with us.
Phillips: Last time I ask for something out of the ordinary.



Kim: Are you trying to make me feel pathetic?
Q: Try? You can't even pick up hologirls that are -programmed- to find you interesting and attractive. You -are- pathetic, no effort required my boy. Now go get me another drink from that bar rodent.


Kes: What is that?
Doctor: Apparently tonight's dinner. The crew threatened to mutiny after the last round of food poisoning unless I certified everything safe to eat... fortunately for this appealing isn't the same as safe.

 

EMH: Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Hologram: GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!!!
Fan: These audio books for the hard of hearing are just terrific.

 

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Chakotay: Say what now?



Oh my god loooook! It's a tiny widdle me! Isn't he just the cuuuutest!



EMH: I told you , Kes, it had to be 2 minutes exactly!
Kes: I didn't think a few seconds would matter!
EMH: It's a microwave meal; what were you expecting?

 

"It's the Borg, Captain."

"... Always with the Borg."

 

"Hey, babes, is that Harry Kim boring you? Come with me, I'm from another planet."

 

"Kes, I asked you for a CAT scan of The Gamester of Triskelion. What happened?"

 

"I'm not signing that! Sorry folks, no more autographs!!!"

 

Chaks: - and then my people burn incense and make love to Jewel mix tapes.
Janes: What did you say the name of that tribe was?
Toms: You make love - to the tapes?

 

After reading Triskelion/Skully's caption I realized WHY THE HELL IS Q WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS? I mean...come on it's the 24th century!

Reminds me of the time while watching TNG and Data's cat had kittens "by accident". Soooo...I guess they don't have spay/neuter in that century? O_O

 

Janeway: I...... oh my....
Chakotay: I guess now we know how ensign Kim spends the nightshift. Tuvok, please restore screensaver-2 to its original parameters...