nuTrek 7-word game!

accidentally set ablaze, while he was wearing

 

this lovely pink tutu that he got

 

from a favourite aunt. "Buy me a

 

round of Aldebaran whiskeys and I'll make

 

the warp plasma hallucinogenic with my patented

 

LSD injection into the dilithium articulation frame!"

 

The ship suddenly shook violently!

"Romulans, captain!"

 

A Romulan warship appeared and fired volleys

 

of smug at them battering the heck

 

out of the ship's pride and esteem.

 

"Woe is me, for I am suffering

 

the lashes of many a dreadful Romulan

 

conceit and self satisfied arrogant devilry that

 

confounds my senses and drives me to

 

the drink!"

"Eloquent but unhelpful, Captain. We

 

are under heavy Romulan attack and you

 

must resist the urge for hamtastic theatrics

 

and find a way to defeat this

 

raptorian foe".

"Okay. Thinking caps on, people.

 

We haven't run into many Romulan ships