VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Kazon-Cosby acted maliciously, however, Janeway

 

had readied a secret weapon

 

that would change the balance

 

of power in the quadrant

 

. It was Kazon Phylicia Rashad,

 

who was armed with her

 

stack of old Cosby reruns.

 

"No, not the Kazon Huxtable

 

collection!" feared Kazon-Cosby, "Where did

 

you get those?!" Exclaimed Kazon

 

Cosby, his face turning pale,

 

then vomiting up this morning's

 

batch of lemon Jello jigglers

 

, spiked with a shot of

 

tequila. "Oook-oogachoo!" he went

 

, but Kazon Phylicia just laughed.

 

The laughter turned to terror

 

when Kazon Lisa Bonet arrived.

 

Chakotay tried to impress her

 

, performing a selection of Riverdance