The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

Phlox waved a chicken leg

 

in front of Archer's face

 

, saying "Remember-- No more cheese

 

have thought this fascinating except

 

for the time that the

 

...wait, cheese is our friend,

 

isn't it? I always forget

 

who our friends and foes

 

are, what they look like

 

and how their feces smell."

 

By now everybody was confused

 

and in their confusion they

 

forgot that they were naked.

 

Everyone quickly covered their nude

 

forms with the closest fabric

 

available, which happened to be

 

an extra large Earth flag.

 

"Hey this is pretty sexy,"

 

Trip said as he noticed

 

T'Pol parading around in a