Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

had evryone, from every corner,

 

chanting it at rallies and

 

the brothels on New Vegas.

 

The slogan soon became the

 

name of the Federatino flaghip.

 

Finding a suitable Captain would

 

be costly yet oddly erotic

 

for those involved, so they

 

stopped wearing pants and underwear

 

and began wearing leather pantaloons.

 

The chafing was horrible at

 

A brisk business in leather

 

especially when Bob Hope invaded

 

and brought Marilyn Monroe and

 

Lenny Bruce with him. They

 

wanted to do a benefit

 

for Martian refugees on the

 

dark side of the Moon.

 

But Pink Floyd laid claim

 

to that all the way