TOS five word thingy!!!

attacking Earth.

"Sulu, maximum warp."

 

Kirk had no intention of

 

playing nice but this could

 

become a great opportunity to

 

strike a deal with the

 

Tribble king. "Spock, what should

 

we be doing to ensure

 

a peaceful meeting?"

"Bring grain."

 

Kirk knew that the Enterprise

 

had a cargo bay full

 

of leftover quadrotriticale that was

 

destined for some starving planet

 

but Tribbles were cuter. "We

 

gotta find a way to

 

make sure that the tribbles

 

don't board the Enterprise. The

 

last time they did we

 

pissed off some Klingons and

 

had to beam them all

 

from ship to ship until