Seven Words in TNG

erotically revealing his succulent man boobs. "Shit!

 

" said Barclay. "This new therapy really is

 

working. I'm giving up on Deanna because

 

I'm now attracted to my own man-boobs!"

 

"Double Shit! Me too!" Riker chimed in.

 

"Damn! I'd go straight for that," quipped

 

Deanna Troi, who was becoming increasingly aroused.

 

"Wait, you were-?" Riker laughed. "Thank God!

 

"Let's go to Risa, then, Deanna, now!"

 

"And by 'Risa', I mean let's just

 

Get it on at my place."

"Hell

 

with that, you hairy reprobate," Troi replied.

 

"Reprobate? What's that?" snorted Riker, who was

 

easily confused by big words. "It means

 

that I'm sensing great depravity," she said,

 

"and depravity isn't my bag," Deanna snorted.

 

Just then, the holodeck broke and Vikings

 

won a superbowl under Favre. "What the

 

team did next was ridiculous by any

 

standard," complained Guinan. "Their passing game was