TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT??

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. MANT!

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    First..the..(Drum Roll)


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    Winners!

    Again Schweet entries..It was hard to pick a single winner..

    On to the next..

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    Don't hold back!
     
  2. Methos

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    Janice - "What is it?"

    Sulu - "I believe it's the Captain's hair piece... either that, or we're being invaded by Tribbles again..."

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    Kirk - "Ok, who stole the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume department?"

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  3. 1001001

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    SPOCK KID: I have two of them.
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  5. Nerys Myk

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  7. R. Star

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    Rand: Why are you on the floor Mr Scott?
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    Scotty: This doesn't seem to do anything important...
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  8. T'Girl

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    McCoy: "On Earth it's called a cock block."

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  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, MANT!

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    "You're the only one who's embarrassed by these outfits because you have emotions!"
     
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  10. BoredShipCapt'n

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  11. BoredShipCapt'n

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  12. Mr. Laser Beam

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  14. Bob Karo

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    Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.
     
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  18. T'Girl

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    Kirk: "Well, there's a slight upward slope back here."
    Losira: "The height thing?"
    Kirk: "Yeah."
    Losira: "I got the opposite thing, I said put me in flats.'
    Kirk: "But they wouldn't, would they."
    Losira: "They said everyone has to be in heels. I'm a freaking bean pole."
    Kirk: "You look fine dear."
    Losira: "I like to slow dance barefoot though."
    Kirk: "Really?"
    Losira (reaches for Kirk's hand): "Here, let me show you."
    Kirk
    (extends his hand): "Okay."
    Sulu
    (whispering to McCoy): "Oh, she's good."


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  19. Nerys Myk

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  20. Isis

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