TOS five word thingy!!!

defecate antimatter. That would be

 

the most amazing thing this

 

quadrant has seen since the

 

klingons brought over their amazing

 

Tribble-and-Mugatu stew in

 

stardate 2213 the stew caused

 

rampant explosive diarrhea, but it

 

soon died down by using

 

a very strange mixture of

 

Terran "Pepto Bismol" and Andorian

 

peanut butter mixed with sherry.

 

The whole concoction made the

 

entire crew feel a little

 

sick at the stomach, but

 

tipsy which made kirk very

 

horny...and Uhura very nervous.

 

because kirk was coming onto

 

her whilst she was trying

 

to urinate in the ladies'

 

meanwhile chapel was trying