TOS five word thingy!!!

"Raid kills bugs dead," Riley

 

reminded them, "And doesn't harm

 

crew members, except for redshirts."

 

That set off the redshirts,

 

who were tired of being

 

non-Unionized, so they decided to

 

take a 2-week luxury cruise

 

to Bumfudgia, a far away

 

candy planet, to buy some

 

candy cigarettes, which were banned

 

on all Federation starships and

 

most civilized worlds. "What will

 

that asshole Kirk do without

 

his crimson-clad cannon fodder?"

 

Declared a miscellaneous red shirt

 

. "He doesn't believe in a no-win

(added "a" after the fact to make it read better)

 

situation. What that really means

 

is he doesn't believe that

 

he can lose if he

 

takes it upon himself to