TOS five word thingy!!!

serve shrimp cocktails without spitting

 

up whole, uncooked shrimp and

 

crabs - not the crustacean type.

 

"Forrest always told me to

 

'cowboy-up', but I never

 

owned a ten gallon hat

 

or a John Wayne picture,

 

but I loved Zap Brannigan!

 

"Well, I have studied abroad..

 

several broads actually, if you

 

count female adversaries that I

 

got 'last request' sex from

 

before I met the one

 

who castrated me," said Kirk.

 

"She used a plastic knife

 

I carried in case of

 

an in flight disaster.

 

It took her a while,

 

because I asked her to

 

take some time first to