TOS five word thingy!!!

or a marigold-scented meadow, pal."

 

"But it cannot be haggis,"

 

"Not even marigold-scented" mused Spock.

 

"Defeats the purpose," quipped McCoy.

 

And then, right on cue

 

the Human Haggis beamed aboard.

 

They stared in disbelief at

 

the Haggis with a face,

 

of a goat and the

 

horse they rode in on.

 

Kirk vomited. As did Uhura.

 

Human Haggis named Harry guffawed,

 

ate, prayed, and loved. Then

 

Robau skewered and cooked him

 

in Port Wine; delicious!

"Robau -

 

the teral'n weapon will terminate

 

your colon and redden your

 

kidneys, like a nice Chianti

 

, so spit out that Haggis!"

 

"This hag is my wife