Seven Words in TNG

because they were narrated by Kirk Cameron, whose

 

bill is now over due payment is

 

a violation of the Prime Directive. Picard

(makes as much sense as the post above!)

 

said, "Counselor, watch the holovids at once."

 

"I prefer the ones hosted by Gary

 

Coleman. He makes even the dullest presentation

 

bearable with his sassy charm."

"Security, escort

 

Troi to the prom please." ordered Picard.

 

Troi changed her clothes, and then decided

 

she wanted her mother, Lwaxana, to chaperone.

 

Always pleased to be near 'Jean-Luc', Lwaxana

 

picked out a sexy thong and bra.

 

"Mother, what in 'Holy Rings' name are

 

you doing!?" asked Troi. Picard began

 

convulsing, prompting Riker to delcare him totally

 

ready to use the holodeck. "Load program

 

Riker 180." The program was set in

 

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", with

 

Hunter S. Thompson carrying a samurai sword.

 

"This is bat country," said Riker. Picard