Seven Words in TNG

playing golf, metalworking, and a good beer.

 

"Let's play strip gin rummey," purred Ardra.

 

Everyone looked in disgust, it was a

 

talking turnip disguised as a curvaceous woman.

 

"Hey, you new here?" Will Riker asked.

 

"Buy a turnip a drink, big boy?"

 

"Well normally I would say no, but

 

with curves like that, I can hold

 

onto your leafy foliage. But I am

 

not sure whether or not you're into

 

cross-species fertilization." Overhearing that, O'Brien spewed

 

his seed into several test tubes, hoping

 

to make an O'Brien army for the future

 

Keiko, too planned for her own dynasty.

 

Which is why she slept with 47

 

assorted root vegetables as she wasn't fussy

 

about the bits of soil and tiny

 

pieces of rutabaga stuck to

 

the rest of the crew as they

 

watched in awe of her incredible and