TOS five word thingy!!!

a five dollar foot long!"

 

THAT made everyone hungry, they

 

raided the galley for heros,

 

and all would've ended well;

 

but the galley's gal was...

 

unable to find the mustard

 

or sourdough bread necessary for

 

sucking up the honey due..,

 

and instead was forced to

 

make pita pockets, which most

 

of the crew found unpalatable.

 

However, Spock suddenly remembered that

 

he had stashed away some

 

kevas and trillium that needed

 

a little love and understanding

 

and had conveniently greatly appreciated

 

the sexual advances of any

 

lonely Vulcans looking for Pon-Farr

 

leftovers and speed dating parties.

 

"Why, Spock..." Kirk splurted, "WHY?"