The Night Crew

He was mine way before you even met him.

 

Well maybe he's grown tiresome.

 

Ladies, ladies. There's no reason why you can't share.

 

No, i want him all for myself. All that bench pressing.

 

Indeed.. when one can "bench press" so much, there's no need to be exclusive...

'Sides, Shameless... we'll always have Disneyland...

 

I dont want to share either.. I never get people for myself!

 

You slut!

 

I just went to Walmart to buy shoelaces.

Be jealous. You know you want to.

 

I actually need shoe laces ...

 

I was planning on buying new shoes altogether, but I decided to just make my old shoes last longer by replacing the laces. It's just my work shoes, so I don't really give a shit how they look.

 

I only have one pair of shoes and they used to be my work shoes. They're old and starting to fall apart, but they're very comfortable.

 

IT LIVES!

 

One pair of shoes?

My god.

How does one live like that?

 

I don't have your demented foot lust.

 

I have...2 pairs of shoes...

One for work, and one for everything else. I do think I'm going to buy another pair to keep in my gym locker.

I own many other shoes, but they live in a box and never come out.

 

I love shoes.

I, myself, own 18 pair of shoes - only 5 of whice are tennis/gym/basketball shoes.

 

I love shoes too, Im going to have to make mymom send me my prom shoes.

 

Hi all. Was watching a really fascinating special on PBS about Intelligent Design. Good special.

 

*Sings*
McBundy!
Watchin fascinatin' specials about Intelligent Design!
McBundy!
Watchin PBS, his local station must not suck ass, then!
McBundy!
He really has no shame!
MCBUNDY!!

 

It's nighttime? I just woke up an hour ago. Time has no meaning here.