Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

or ice cream van that

 

had barely any blinky lights.

 

Then, suddenly, the ship lurched

 

so Malcolm fired all torpedoes.

 

The spatial torpedoes streaked away

 

into the distance, hitting nothing.

 

"Dammit, Travis! We don't have

 

time to hear about your

 

erectile dysfunction problems! We need

 

a helmsman, dammit, not a

 

guy with Limp Noodle Hangdown!"

 

"I find that offensive!" said

 

Travis, "That's my hang-low

 

droopy dog, thank you very

 

much!" A ship hailed Enterprise.

 

Hoshi scrambled to her console

 

; "It's Shran; he wants to

 

trade naked pictures of both

 

pictures of Phlox to scare

 

him into letting the Andorian