Seven Words in TNG

confusing Data momentarily. Then Data slapped Riker

 

on his butt-cheeks playfully. "Booya-shaka, Commander Riker."

 

Riker did an emergency emotion chip extraction

 

despite the pleasant butt-cheeks tingle

 

he felt. "Commander, be careful. You could

 

accidentallly create a timewarp by touching my

 

fully functional and so perfectly formed, rounded

 

ears. In fact, I have been told,

 

the chances of a gaywarp is eminently

 

possible, if and only if,

 

you dress like Boy George and stroke

 

a few chords on the piano. This

 

would warp the space-time continuum quite fabulously.

 

Feeling quite underappreciated, Guinan doffed her hat

 

as well as her wig, revealing her

 

willingness to doff her dress, revealing her

 

need for female companionship. Picard gasped. His

 

"Picard Maneuver" couldn't even express his feelings

 

at being stunned by the sight of

 

three tribbles and a nun. "I have never