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the approaching Klingon battle cruiser.

 

Suddenly, the whole ship buckled

 

under the multiple impacts of

 

garbage-seeking torpedoes launched from

 

the waste disposal vents of

 

Captain Koloth's ship.

Scotty realized

 

that the latest D7 warships

 

had a meter wide weakness:

 

the captain's fat arse, protruding

 

whenever sitting on the loo.

 

Klingon ship designers hadn't realized

 

that the toilet seat size

 

mattered quite a bit because

 

the plumbing connected directly to

 

the engines. Waste-powered propulsion

 

had been experimented with during

 

the early Klingon space program,

 

but found to be so

 

unstable that animal sacrifice was

 

required in order for the