TOS five word thingy!!!

"I feel invigorated!" Kirk roared,

 

as his nipples got hard.

 

"Fire photons!" he bellowed. "Keptin?

 

Chekov inquired. "Full spread, sir?"

 

"Aye, blow them across the

 

the sweaty thighs of Mr.

 

Sulu - he loves that! He

 

can only be as good

 

as he's written." Kirk paused

 

when he heard the voice

 

in his head; telling him

 

to lick his left elbow.

 

"Hmmm, tastes like chicken" said

 

Sulu. It was the first

 

chicken tasting elbow he had

 

known to be so good.

 

Pushing the broadcasting envelope further,

 

Spock sreamed the F word.

 

All hands on deck froze

 

when Gorgon appeared once again.