Bashir: Miles, you're my friend, and I'm your Doctor. What's wrong? O'Brien: I'm not sure. I mean-- you know that new Ferengi waiter over there? Dabo Girl: Frak? O'Brien: Yeah, him. Bashir: Yes? O'Brien: ...He asked if he could give me oo-mox. Dabo Girl: Frak? O'Brien: Yeah. Bashir: What did you say? O'Brien: What, are you kidding? I told him I'm married! And then he said he understood, his hand brushed my ear, and I don't remember anything else.
Weyoun: Jake, must registered sex offenders disclose themselves in Federation jurisdictions? Jake: Yes. Why? Weyoun: Just thinking about my Halloween costume.
O'BRIEN: Can I sleep at your place tonight? BASHIR: Fight with Keiko? O'BRIEN: Yeh, she thinks you and I spend too much time together.
Kira: "Hey, could we get Chinese today? I'm tired of pizza." O'Brien (to self): "Maybe I took the transfer a little too quickly. Guinan and Crusher never treated me like this." Odo: "Solids are so primitive." < brief pause > "A couple are right behind me, aren't they?" Bashir: "How do you like this 'Operating on the Human Brain for Fun and Profit' course that I'm giving?" Sisko: "It seems to be too difficult for me." Bashir: "Don't be silly. It's not like it's brain surgery." <brief pause> "Whoops--sorry, it is brain surgery. I'll see if I can find some decent Cliff notes for you."
O'Brien: This is the girl who agreed to the three-way. Now we just need to find two more and we'll see quite a show, eh what! Bashir: For this I got a wax?
The next contest will be up this Tuesday due to coming back late from a trip to Leeds skatepark (the Works), it's like 23:00 in England and I need some sleep!
Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late. Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir.