TOS Caption Contest #243: The Audience is Listening!

Thanks again for another great week of entries. And now:






Bad taste never tasted so good (wait a minute)...

The prank to end all pranks...

I sympathize...

Hiyoooooo!...

The real trouble with tribbles...

If you ain’t torturing Romulan style, you ain’t torturing...

Our Photoshop winners are:





Things that make you go hmmm...

Meanwhile Kelso is woofing down the chicken wings...

This week: various members of the crew achieve what we could not with Catspaw...being entertained! Have at it!

 

SPOCK: Competent routine, but she will lose points for that dismount.

KIRK: Huh?

 

Following the popcorn incident, Kirk had a feeling his date wasn't coming back.

 

KIRK [thinking]: It's nothing but "Darth Plagueis" this and "Sith legend" that with these guys. It's like I'm not even here.

 

Hey, Macarena!

 

Thanks for the win


Scotty: Dance as much as you want, laddie, you're getting not even a sigle drop of my whisky,anyway!


Kirk: Dance as much as you want, honey, you won't get the bifurcated woody anyway, only mine..


McCoy: Dance and fight as much as you want,Alex-boy, you won't get to kiss the enterprise girls anyway

 

Kirk os: "I shall call him..." raises pinky to mouth "... Mini-Me."

 

Spock: Meh. I think she's hotter as Batgirl.

 

Pike was in a hurry for the raffle draw, as he hoped to win the giant soft toy dog.




Kirk: See that? Pike gets a pool, real musicians and cushions and we have to put up with this! There isn't even a giant soft toy dog!
Spock: I believe the fruit is the same, Captain.

 

KIRK: Now??? I told you not to get the "large" drink!

 

KIRK: Another one of the inmates, Garth?

GARTH: Never seen him before in my life!

 

Thanks for the win!



Marta: "Ready? O-kayyy! Gimme a 'G'! Gimme an 'A'! Gimme an 'R'! Gimme a 'T'! Gimme an 'H'!"




McCoy: "For God's sake, Scotty, I don't see how the girl could be any more obvious than that! Take the hint, already!"

 

KIRK: And how did you like the play, Mr. Lincoln?




ADAM: Um, I'm over here!




GARTH: And that's what green M&M's actually do.




BONES: Bust a move, Alexander!

 

MCCOY: Reminds me why I didn't go into gynecology.

 

Alexander: "I never thought I'd say it, but...I actually miss the old dwarf-tossing days!"

 

Pike: "This Lady Gaga concert is a real disappointment. She's done that look already."

 

PIKE: Am I too late? Did I miss it?

STARFLEETER: Relax Chris, she isn't even naked yet!

 

Vina (singing): "There once was a girl from Nantucket..."
Starfleet Officer: "Jeez, get up there and stop her, Chris! You know what the profanity laws on this planet are like! You could lose your gambling license!"

 

"Hmm, the caption contest," thought Shatner, "We've done this picture before-I should be a shoe-in to win. These studio heads from Paramount don't know crap about the show."

 

Thanks for the win

The crew looked on as the Captain prepared to smoke his fist hit of Rigelian bud, that had them all relaxed and giddy.
Adam: "Where's the food Herbert?!"