Seven Words in TNG

they sustained damage when rampaging Pakleds chaotically

 

caused an antimatter containment leak."

"I'm sorry

 

he said". Whilst the Ship spinning towards

 

Sector 7G, Worf gets rough with the

 

deflector controls, Enterprise was going all wonky

 

and shakin' its ass like it was

 

a Puerto Rican girl at a discotheque

 

with a head full of acid and

 

a dress made of sandpaper.

"Sandpaper? Query." said

 

Data. "It's coarse like Troi when she's

 

exceeded her monthly allotment of Midol(tm).

Riker

 

agreed very much. "I think you should...

 

always remove your underwear, when trying a

 

new medication - it could be a timesaver

 

or a death nail. There came a

 

dragon, walking into the bridge, looking angrily...

 

for someone named "Geordi" who cut his toenails

 

(toeclaws) and wanted revenge. He swung his claw...

 

killing cocky young Ensign Gawain. "Blasted beast

 

, you'll suffer politically correct sanctions for that!"